Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Another One Bites the Dust

At exactly 11:47pm, two people died.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Flame on

Let me just flame some really stupid things i've been thinking about lately.

1. the whole MU thing. what the hell does MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING even mean? I mean besides from the literal definition of reciprocated affections shared by 2 people,what does it MEAN? It's not an agreement of exclusitivity right? But it's also not an agreed upon commitment. So what is it exactly? It's like the term: "exclusively dating" what the hell. Dating is dating. A boy/girlfriend is a boy/girlfriend. In this case, more than 3 dates and making out definitely constitutes boy/girlfriendness.

2. to parents out there: GROUNDING YOUR CHILDREN - sooner or later your offspring/s is/are going to have to face the real world, why not let them out as early as you can? right? I mean, they'd be better prepared. By the way, by GROUNDING, I mean not letting them out of the house to party or hang out with their friends as much as you would have wanted back in your day.

3. Sex. Sex is not overrated. Those who say it is just aren't doing it right.


Oh and I'd also like to make fun of some people. Okay, there's this person. (duh) he's the kind of guy that sucks up to authority figures. Well, let me describe his physical appearance. He's the kind of guy that looks like he enjoys his tomato and cheese sandwich. He looks like the kind of guy that wears Smiley face briefs. He's kind of stumpy. His arms are disproportionately long. He's pretty hairy. That's about as much as I want to divulge. Well, I'd like to tlak about him because he looks like he's oblivious to the fact that he's a sort of GAIJIN. you know, and outsider - someone who doesnt know how to interact normally with people. He seems oblivious to the fact that everyone makes fun of his strange ways. I mean I kind of feel sorry for him.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Trends: yahoo messenger, friendster and multiply

trend 1:

taking pictures of your reflection holding a camera
- stupid

taking pictures using angles that strain your neck
-dude, kung sa isang angulo na panget ka, wag mo nang pagpilitan

taking pictures of your shadow
-hanggang anino na lang ba talaga appeal mo?

posting personal messages greetings during the holidays
-its fricking annoying when it keeps popping up on the message board

gm-ing people about things most people dont care about
-"KEVIN GUUUURRRRLLL bati na tayo!!! -gm-" nakakatawa lang eh.

buzzing people for no apparent reason

flooding the multiply message board with personal messages announcing your new blog when nobody really wants to read it because you are so retarded when it comes to grammar. filipino AND english

to be continued

Monday, May 07, 2007

may 7, 2007

you know, posing with one eye closed while sticking out your tongue only makes you look retarded. I dont get why so many girls pose like this. its not even cute. it makes them look epileptic.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

YOU ALL SUCK

LOLLIPOP EMO GIRL = YOU LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD

MOUSTACHE GIRL = YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, YOU'RE A GIRL!!!

GOTH GIRL = : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE

ELITIST EX = OMG WHERE HAVE YOUR STANDARDS GONE?

"COOL" EX = HAHAHAHA OMG HAVE YOU GONE BLIND?

GIRL OF "COOL" EX = ... you not so bad.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

fuck the world

haha

Monday, October 31, 2005

haha im back

its been ages since i last wrote here. i seem to be running out of ideas. I dont have anything to complain about... yet.